step by step instructions for
the girl who wants teeth but
can't seem to convince a dentist
to give up the goods.
Silly government regulations...
I'm pretty certain I could corner the market here with dead animal teeth but I am a giving sort and thus willingly giving info on how to get your very own corpse with dental accoutrements.
Step Two: Tear apart said carcass until you have skull bits
Step Three: Recruit strong-stomached friend to help extract teeth
Note: I find snips to work best.
Start at the gum line and snip the bone around the tooth.
Otherwise you will end up breaking the roots!
You so totally cannot have that.
Step Four: You may also want to remove allbrain matter and dried tissue. It kinda smells.
It's a smell that lingers and it's not in any way delightful.
That's all I will say about that.
Step Five: Wear an ipod. Bone cracking noises haunt my dreams.
Hopefully, you will get intact teethand still have a lovely skull left over.
Good Luck! More to follow on teeth and
proper handling!
1 comment:
yay get more people involved in gross, digusting things that they would never do on a normal basis!
ps- bring the teeth to class!
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